If you are my brother immediately stop reading! In this video I unbox your gift!
With that warning out of the way, the rest of youse can keep watching me chaotically unbox the gaudy gold G-Shock GA-100GB. And if you want to buy one for *your* brother click on this affiliate link here.
Video Summary
Google’s Gemini AI is going to do us all a favor and succinctly summarize my chaotic unboxing video. Here it is:
G-Shock GA110GB – A “Ballin” Christmas Unboxing and Review
In this festive installment, Jim Kinkade unboxes a special Christmas gift intended for his brother: the G-Shock GA110GB. Known for his preference for highly practical “squares” and rugged digital models, Jim steps out of his comfort zone to explore the “maximalist” world of the analog-digital GA110 series. While it may not be Jim’s personal style, he acknowledges the massive popularity and unique attitude that makes this watch a top-three seller for G-Shock.
Maximalist Design: “Ballin” Style and Eccentric Flair
The GA110GB is a study in “bombastic” design. Featuring a high-gloss black finish and striking gold accents—including a matching gold buckle—this watch is what Jim’s brother describes as “ballin.”
- Design Flourish: The watch face is filled with mechanical-looking gears and intricate sub-dials that Jim notes feel like a “retro-modern” nod to 80s video games like Mega Man.
- “Chad” Sensibilities: Jim humorously contrasts the “minimalist square” wearer with the “maximalist Chad” who appreciates the in-your-face colors, unnecessary gloss, and large design flourishes. This is a watch designed to be noticed, whether you’re at a mechanical job or heading out to a nice steakhouse like Chili’s.
- Functional Aesthetics: Despite the busy look, the design elements serve a purpose. The “holes” in the hands are there to reduce weight and inertia, making the analog components more shock-resistant. Additionally, the faceted bezel and “chamfered” edges help this large watch slide under a sleeve more easily than other “King” G-Shock models.
Comparison: GA110 vs. The G-Shock Heavyweights
Jim provides some crucial context for where this model fits in the G-Shock lineup:
- The Big Three: The GA110 series sits alongside the classic 5600 Squares and the newer 2100 “CasiOak” models as one of G-Shock’s most successful lines.
- Size and Ergonomics: Surprisingly, the GA110 is more diminutive than other “bombastic” analog-digitals like the GA700 or the GD010. Its smaller lug-to-lug measurement makes it a more versatile fit for a variety of wrist sizes while maintaining its aggressive presence.
- Legibility Trade-off: Jim notes that by choosing the GA110GB, you are trading some practicality for style. The negative LCD sub-dials can be harder to read in low light, though the skeletonized hands help prevent them from completely obscuring the digital information.
The Speed Calculation Sub-Dial
A unique feature of the GA110 is the 9 o’clock sub-dial, which functions as a speed indicator. By inputting a distance (without specific units) into the watch settings, the stopwatch can calculate your rate of speed. Jim demonstrates this by calculating how many “chicken tendies” a competitive eater could scarf down per minute—though he cautions that the sub-dial has its limits and will display “OVER” if the calculated rate exceeds 1,000 units per hour.
Durability and “Vocationally Tough” Testing
No watch leaves the Jim Kinkade workshop without a visit from the Watch Bopper 5000. Even though this watch is a gift, Jim subjects it to several significant “wallops” to ensure it’s tough enough for its future owner. Despite the aggressive testing, the high-gloss finish remained flawless, proving that G-Shock’s legendary durability is intact even in their most stylish models.
Final Impressions
The G-Shock GA110GB is a “do-anything, go-anywhere” watch for those who aren’t afraid to stand out. It foregoes high-tech features like Bluetooth and Solar in favor of a reliable battery-powered module and a massive amount of personality. If you’re looking for a gift that makes a statement or want to explore a “Chad” alternative to the standard square, the GA110GB is a solid, battle-tested contender.
Jim concludes with a reminder that Jesus is the reason for the season and the ultimate gift to mankind.
Chad Maximalist
I forgot most of the happenings in that unboxing video so it’s funny to me to see them rehashed in the AI summary. You’re left with the impression that my brother is a ballin’ Chad maximalist. Yes, he is.
Merry Christmas, gentlemen!