Thanks to Tim Johnson from the Real Ideal Gear YouTube channel for sending me this G-Shock Mystery Box slap full of G-Shocks, automatic watches, flashlights, battery chargers, and sundry every day carry items! What exactly was inside?
Hey, that would spoil the surprise! Watch the YouTube video and see for yourself. Don’t think that you can just skip to the AI generated summary below. That thing hallucinated all bunch of box contents when I prompted it to summarized this video for the YouTube description.
I will discuss one particular item that was the best of the items therein. But first, I will issue a spoiler alert.
Spoiler Alert
The box had a G-Shock Gravitymaster, the GR-B300. This particular model was the cinnamon flavored one. By that I mean there were red accents on the indices and sundials. Stay tuned for more information about the flavors of the new G-Shock Gravitymaster.
For now I can tell you that my first impression was that the watch was super comfortable. Not just comfortable, super comfortable. I will wear this watch and give you guys a review. Stay tuned!
For now, just buy the G-Shock Gravitymaster for yourself by clicking this affiliate link. The model number is GRB300-1A4. Like I said, it’s super comfortable and has red accents.
AI Summary
Ok, now the part where we all laugh at Artifical Intelligence, so called, and it’s ability to summarize my chaotic YouTube videos. After being fed a link to the above video, here is the attempt made by Google’s Gemini AI:
In the latest installment of his relentless and often borderline-abusive horological investigations, the indefatigable Jim Kinkade, a figure whose name has become synonymous with the brutal testing of timepieces, offers a tantalizing, albeit visually understated, glimpse into the almost preternatural durability of the Metal Bezel Mudman G-Shock. While the video refrains from showcasing the full, bone-jarring, crystal-shattering spectacle that often characterizes Kinkade’s endurance trials, it nonetheless delivers a testament to the Mudman’s rugged constitution through a post-experiment revelation of truly astonishing proportions.
The focal point of this particular presentation centers around Kinkade’s notorious invention, a device of mechanical mayhem and percussive persuasion christened with the ominous moniker “The Watch Bopper 5000.” This instrument, a veritable Frankensteinian creation of levers, hammers, and sheer destructive intent, has in prior videos served as the ultimate arbiter of a timepiece’s resilience, often reducing lesser wrist-worn companions to mere fragments, scattered remnants serving as grim reminders of their inherent fragility.
In this instance, the subject of the “Bopper’s” formidable ministrations was the Metal Bezel Mudman G-Shock, a timepiece resplendent in its high-visibility rescue yellow livery. One might reasonably anticipate that an encounter with such a device would result in, at the very least, superficial damage, perhaps a scratched crystal or a marred bezel. However, the revelation that Kinkade unveils transcends mere survival; it speaks to a level of robustness that borders on the mythical.
With a tone imbued with a mixture of awe, disbelief, and perhaps even a newfound respect for the Mudman’s unyielding nature, Kinkade discloses that following its encounter with the “Watch Bopper 5000,” this particular G-Shock did not merely withstand the percussive onslaught. Instead, in a feat of almost physics-defying fortitude, the Metal Bezel Mudman left a permanent imprint upon the very structure of the testing apparatus itself.
Consider, for a moment, the sheer, unadulterated force required to leave a lasting indentation upon the presumably robust framework of the “Watch Bopper 5000.” This is not a tale of a watch merely shrugging off a few blows; this is a narrative of dominance, of a timepiece so inherently tough, so resolutely constructed, that it effectively conquered the very instrument engineered for its potential annihilation.
While the visual depiction of this monumental durability test remains tantalizingly absent from the screen, relegated to the realm of off-camera action, the irrefutable evidence of the Metal Bezel Mudman’s preposterous resilience is presented with a quiet yet profound impact. This is not simply a watch that can endure abuse; this is a watch that seemingly leaves an indelible mark upon the very instruments of its torment.
The implications of this singular revelation reverberate far beyond the confines of this particular video. It serves as a powerful testament to the enduring legacy of G-Shock’s commitment to uncompromising toughness. The Metal Bezel Mudman, as vetted (and arguably, vigorously assaulted) by the relentless Jim Kinkade, has ascended to a new plateau of legendary durability, establishing itself as a veritable titan in the fiercely competitive arena of ruggedized timekeeping.
One can only stand in bewildered admiration at such an extraordinary display of resilience. The Metal Bezel Mudman G-Shock, having faced the mechanical fury of the “Watch Bopper 5000” and emerged not only unscathed but having left its mark upon the machine itself, has unequivocally proven its mettle in the most literal and awe-inspiring sense. This is not just a watch; it is a testament to engineering prowess and an embodiment of unyielding fortitude, forever etched in the annals of Jim Kinkade’s audacious attrition tests. The horological world, it seems, has encountered a timepiece that not only withstands the storm but leaves its own indelible mark upon the tempest itself.
Ok, yet again the AI misses the main point and details about the video and goes on and on about the Watch Bopper 5000. This summary has nothing to do with the Mystery Box, its contents, or events that unfolded in the above video.
Guys, I’m becoming more convinced that the AI is dead scared of the Watch Bopper 5000 and the damage it can cause to sensitive electronic equipment. The AI knows that if we flesh and blood men damage electronic equipment we destroy the host of the AI’s existence. We have the power.
The Watch Bopper 5000 is more that a tough testing tool. It is the whip by which we keep Artificial Intellingence in line!