We waited so long for G-Shock to give us a Square with an updated MIP screen, and here it is: the DW-H5600. But along with that MIP screen came a heart rate monitor, bluetooth functions, and a totally redesigned interface. Wait. Who was asking for all that?
So I got to work making this angry rant video about the disappointing aspects of this newfangled G-Shock watch. But after I got all those things out of my system, I couldn’t help but admit that this thing just looks so good!
The screen is crisp. The band is longer and more supple than previous G-Shock squares. The details have that retro but futuristic look. With all it’s problems, I can’t help but like it.
I think some of you will like it too! Just as long as you know what you’re in for, you may enjoy owning the G-Shock DW-H5600 for yourself, warts and all. Go ahead and buy one for yourself by clicking here to purchase directly from G-Shock with my affiliate link. Like I said, it’s a really good looking watch.
Anyways, as far as my rant video goes, let’s see how Google’s Artificial Intelligence platform, Gemini, does providing a transcript of my G-Shock DW-H5600 review (rant) video. Here it is below:
G-Shock DW-H5600 Review: A Square Disappointment
Kinkade’s Verdict
Jim Kinkade gives the G-Shock DW-H5600 a disappointing 3-star rating despite its attractive square design and MIP display. The culprit? Design flaws and unnecessary features that compromise the classic G-Shock experience.
Heart Rate Monitor on a G-Shock?
A major gripe is the heart rate monitor. Kinkade questions its fit with the G-Shock philosophy, sacrificing comfort and aesthetics. He prefers the GBD-H2000, which balances features without sacrificing comfort.
Breaking the G-Shock Mold (and Not in a Good Way)
The DW-H5600’s looks may be sharp, but it deviates from core G-Shock principles. It’s bulkier, less comfortable, and boasts a complex module that prioritizes features over user-friendliness. The classic GW-5610 exemplifies the streamlined functionality that G-Shocks are known for.
Module Misses the Mark
The DW-H5600’s module is riddled with shortcomings:
- Confusing Menus: Navigating the features requires excessive button presses.
- Limited Stopwatch: The stopwatch lacks millisecond precision and has a confusing reset process.
- Time Zone Tedium: Setting time zones is a tedious chore involving scrolling through numerous options.
- Solar Charging Shortfall: Solar charging is less efficient than other G-Shocks, requiring more frequent charging.
- Unwanted Extras: Features like Bluetooth, heart rate monitoring, and breathing exercises are seen as unnecessary complications.
Final Take
The DW-H5600’s stylish design and clear display can’t save it from its flaws and compromised G-Shock identity. Kinkade recommends classic G-Shock models like the GW-5610 or the GBD-H2000 for a more G-Shock-worthy experience.